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Moonbeam Babe

I'm Jennifer, 17 years old, Female. Send asks if you want to know more.


This should be posted in school hallways.

Hey guys I know you didn’t notice, but please pardon my absence. I’ve got a crapola ton of junk on my plate and I don’t have any freetime to blawg



Evolution of the Desk (1980-2014)

gif: grofjardanhazy, original video via Best Reviews

WOW i didnt know computers could replace a printer,glue,scissors,tape,and a stapler

That’s a fax machine, not a printer. But the other ones you mentioned are still questionable


*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*


*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*


I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and



My grandmother made me a replica of Shannen Doherty’s red outfit in Heathers.


i love cats so much every time i see a cat anywhere i try to get it to come to me and i point out every cat i see while i’m in a car and i talk about my cat all the time and think about other people cats i love cats


best transition ever

Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.



Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:


But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:




And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

thick thighs crush skulls





burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

Man listen….

Wow, you are INCREDIBLY beautiful.  I am stunned.

You look like one of those Sky Dancer dolls. Oh my gosh. 


Social anxiety isn’t “omg I hate people lol I wish I was sleeping and watching netflix!”.
It’s “I want desperately to be able to hang out with people but I hate the feeling of sheer panic and fear I get around them so I don’t/ can’t and it eats away at me every day so I end up just staying home and say I’m sleeping or watching something”